“It’s like fucking Bambi.”
In a world where no one else has watched the original film in the past seven years, one man goes above and beyond to watch the three-hour porn parody. Weighing in on gangster classic Scarface/lazy ripoff Lady Scarface this week is homework-doer Joe Kelly, who rings in the triumphant return of “Wait…WHAAT?!”, a.k.a. “Man of 1,000 Scarfaces”, while Josh reads excerpts of Zane’s 5-plus pages of notes on the parody. Also this week, like every other week, we apologize to Josh’s family.
Alternative titles include: “Yes and…Me, I’ll Take the And,” “All Day, Every Night, dePalma,” “Scarfish is a Lady?,” “First You Get the Mao,” “Reverse Simpson Plateau,” and “There’s No Zorp!”
Music used:
- “Antemeridian” and “Postmeridian” by Count Bass D
- ”Man of 1,000 Scarfaces” by Zane Warman
- ”Run the Jewels (Instrumental)” by Run the Jewels
Interested in being a guest on the 34Cast? Have some suggestions/movie requests/vitriolic scorn for us? Tired of me dodging your calls? Reach out to Zane at [email protected] and all your prayers will be answered!
